Acid Rain
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13 GIF Mashups That Just Go Together Perfectly [Click for more]
Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen of the Allied Expeditionary Force! You are about to embark upon a great crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers in arms on other fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the German war machine, the elimination of Nazi tyranny over the oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world.
Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle hardened, he will fight savagely.
But this is the year 1944! Much has happened since the Nazi triumphs of 1940-41. The United Nations have inflicted upon the Germans great defeats, in open battle, man to man. Our air offensive has seriously reduced their strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our home fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in weapons and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men. The tide has turned! The free men of the world are marching together to victory!
I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full victory!
Good Luck! And let us all beseech the blessings of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.
General Eisenhower

June 6, 1944. 69 years ago

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awkward-elevator:

Swedish Chef Ramsay

Much more understandable now.

A government is only as successful as its laws are moral.
Myself
My great grandfather is in the copilot seat of this exact plane when the picture was taken. This was also the mission in which he earned his Purple Heart, getting hit by shrapnel from German anti-aircraft artillery (AAA). @WWII @B-17 @379bombergroup @mightyeighthairforce

My great grandfather is in the copilot seat of this exact plane when the picture was taken. This was also the mission in which he earned his Purple Heart, getting hit by shrapnel from German anti-aircraft artillery (AAA). @WWII @B-17 @379bombergroup @mightyeighthairforce

collegehumor:

Realistic Turkey Cake Is Not Appetizing At All
I refuse to give thanks for that.
collegehumor:

Google Drive has this neat little automatic list generator built into it. Here’s how it works:

1) Open a spreadsheet.
2) Enter two related items in cells A1 and A2. 
3) Highlight A1 and A2. Hold down option (or “ctrl” for Windows) and drag the lower right corner down.

Boom! You’ve got a list. Here’s some more we did, but try it for yourself and send us any funny/weird/creepy ones you come up with. 

collegehumor:

Google Drive has this neat little automatic list generator built into it. Here’s how it works:

1) Open a spreadsheet.

2) Enter two related items in cells A1 and A2. 

3) Highlight A1 and A2. Hold down option (or “ctrl” for Windows) and drag the lower right corner down.

Boom! You’ve got a list. Here’s some more we did, but try it for yourself and send us any funny/weird/creepy ones you come up with. 

collegehumor:

The Complete History of Google [Click for more]

A behind the scenes look at how it all got started.